Shamboots 

A whale, like shamu, with boots. Preferably an orca, due to the 2 tone colors.

-hey shamboots, those are some nice boots you have there.
-i would shake your hand, but i aint got none.
-hey! you're a whale! with boots!
-i was attacked earlier today, turns out by a whale, with boots.
oh you mean a shamboots?
-i hear shamboots love trout, and sea lions

Shamboots by shamboots September 7, 2010

Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.

(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."

Shamboozle by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018

Shamboozlery 

Utter and completely ridiculous goofy situations; often encompassing the usage of midgets, farm animals and/or trained dancing poodles.

$200 a ticket for a midget puppet show? Lets shine this Shamboozlery.

That shindig at Mark's was complete Shamboozlery, the donkey show was the last straw.

Shamboozlery by Mark D'Antonio December 27, 2007

Shamboolee 

The area down the middle of it

Throw the bullets down the shamboolee for later.

Shamboolee by Romix July 23, 2017

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

Shampoosterbate by JRED33 October 23, 2013

Shabootiquiqui 

A dood who has a wierd name but doesn't care: He makes it sound cool. Shaboot for short.

Gerl 1: Wut its Shabootiquiqui
Shaboot: Yeah arent i great?
Gerls up to 3.926 million: OMG ITS DUH SHABOOT!!!

Shabootiquiqui by Pooky Chips December 17, 2017

shaboot shaboot 

a phrase that you could use to agree with something and it totally sounds kool to say. it could also be used as saying that something is awesome.

wow, that shoobiekookpantmeister looks like hes outta place, shaboot shaboot!

shaboot shaboot by cujoman2004 August 17, 2009