shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

by that JP guy June 8, 2006

shambles

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

by Cotterell January 30, 2006

shambles

To be in shambles.
Another way to say drunk or wasted.

"Dude you were crazy last night. You were in shambles."

by baishani December 1, 2009

shambles

1)Chaos, Disorder, Poorly Organised, Worthless
2)A way of walking
3)A butcher's slaughterhouse
4)A Meatseller's Table
5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table

1) It was a complete and utter shambles
2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that
3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles

by RMR September 14, 2004

shambles

being in an state of absolute confusion and stupidity

“hey did you see her face when her lunchbox blew up in her face?”

“she was in absolute shambles lol”

by Jongster August 27, 2021

shambles

an irish curse used when calling shotgun. can be used with the shotgun call "shotgun, no shambles" or if not used "shotgun", a second person can call shambles and they get shotty.

Person 1: Shotgun, no shambles
Person 2: Fuck

Person 1: Shotgun
Person 2: Shambles
Person 1: Fuck, you win

by carpetmuncher1011 March 28, 2010

shambles

1. A word used by idiots who think they'll sound intelligent if they use it in a sentence.

2. The state in which Africa was left after the Europeans had their way with them.

"Aye, those Europeans left Africa in shambles."

by apgovt March 31, 2009