Shakespearian Dump 

A large bowel movement relating to Shakespeare and his plays in that there are several Acts. Act 1. is the initial explosion, and after a short interval followed by the less powerful Act 2. and so forth. A Shakespearian Dump extending more than 3 Acts is quite an accomplishment.

Sorry Coach, I was late to track today because I was taking a Shakespearian Dump.

Shakespearian Dump by dumpduty878c March 18, 2011

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

shakespearian shit by Jeremy August 22, 2006

Shakespearience 

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.

Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

Shakespearience by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008

Shakespearing 

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.

Shakespearing by Asty March 29, 2020

Shakespearean sex 

Sex which is, "full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."

I had Shakespearean sex last night. No, I don't plan to call her, either.

Shakespearean sex by Copernichris November 22, 2011

Shakespearing 

the verb that describes the act of someone, who is madly in love to the point where it becomes overly dramatic and obsessive, and they start talking like shakespeare would have

1: "Thou hast stolen my heart, you fair angel from the heavens!"
2: "woah calm down you're shakespearing

Shakespearing by Jmanfh November 18, 2013

Shakespearean Drunk 

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.

Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.

Shakespearean Drunk by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010