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Bard Shaker 

The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?
Show us the Bard Shaker
Bard Shaker by CrispyFork January 16, 2023

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.
"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"
Shakerbate by Neil G. February 9, 2007

two shakes of a barber's dick 

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.
I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

Barrowman! *shakes fist* 

a relatively new meme, spawned from Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series 23 Episode 12. The presenter, David Tennant (off of Doctor Who) would, after reading out an innuendo-based joke, would say "BARROWMAN!" (implying blamehood upon John Barrowman) and brandish his fist at the screen.

The meme now just represents blaming any problem you happen to have at the time on John Barrowman.
McFly's song contained the lyrics "there's nothing on Earth that could save us since I fell in love with Uranus. Which as it happens was a line removed from the pilot episode of Torchwood"

BARROWMAN! *shakes fist* *grrrrr*

Barbie Doll Shake 

When you or someone is fed up with a person for being messy, Irritating, petty, or just dumb . You envision shaking a person uncontrollably, with their feet together like the little girls do their baby dolls...
Denise being so messy and petty all the time. What she need is someone to Barbie Doll shake her ass, I bet she will straighten right up!

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026