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Bard Shaker 

The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?
Show us the Bard Shaker
Bard Shaker by CrispyFork January 16, 2023

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.
"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"
Shakerbate by Neil G. February 9, 2007

two shakes of a barber's dick 

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.
I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

Barrowman! *shakes fist* 

a relatively new meme, spawned from Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series 23 Episode 12. The presenter, David Tennant (off of Doctor Who) would, after reading out an innuendo-based joke, would say "BARROWMAN!" (implying blamehood upon John Barrowman) and brandish his fist at the screen.

The meme now just represents blaming any problem you happen to have at the time on John Barrowman.
McFly's song contained the lyrics "there's nothing on Earth that could save us since I fell in love with Uranus. Which as it happens was a line removed from the pilot episode of Torchwood"

BARROWMAN! *shakes fist* *grrrrr*

Barbie Doll Shake 

When you or someone is fed up with a person for being messy, Irritating, petty, or just dumb . You envision shaking a person uncontrollably, with their feet together like the little girls do their baby dolls...
Denise being so messy and petty all the time. What she need is someone to Barbie Doll shake her ass, I bet she will straighten right up!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026