Shaftonomics 

(Noun or Adj.) The negative side of economics;

(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.

Man...the oil business is some shaftonomics bullshit.

Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.

Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.

Shaftonomics by [502] SgtBakeNutz June 13, 2008

Swiftonomics 

The effect Taylor Swift has on ticket prices and the economies of cities and local businesses.

Due to the limited supply of tickets and high demand, fans pay anything - nosebleeds cost as much as $1,500 per seat - to attend a concert. The costs to see Swift aren’t just limited to the price of a ticket but also hotel prices, merch (t-shirts are $55 and hoodies are $75) and other associated costs.

I have sold my soul and my house to see Taylor Swift live. Swiftonomics in action !

Swiftonomics by Sickomonster July 8, 2023

trickle-down shitonomics 

How tax breaks supposedly have that trickle down effect but it doesn't work in practice? You sort of do the same with shower water.

Guy 1: holy moly, man. You smell like shit.

Guy 2: yeah, I'm a current practitioner of trickle-down shitonomics

trickle-down shitonomics by TheSloppyGoblin May 4, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004