Shaftage Totale 

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

Shaftage Totale by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003

Shaftage Totale 

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

Shaftage Totale by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003