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1.
1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.
Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!
by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003
 
2.
1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal
What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!
by Sergio Smeillew April 09, 2003