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Shadow Warrior

Someone so ugly, that the only way they're not scary as hell, is in the dark, where they can't be seen.
Guy1: Did you see that bitch Sandi?
Guy2: Dear lord yes, she's a Shadow Warrior, for sure!
Shadow Warrior by Swinga December 17, 2008

Shadow warrior

Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.
“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior
Shadow warrior by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022

shadow warriors 

the inhabitents of the deep jungle, any jungle, where the shadows are darker then a thousand midnights, the shadow warriors come to call and steal things like car stereos or bikes in order to exchange them to the all mighty shadow master, to whcih they are all PAWNs, for cash to buy crack or 40s.
Those damn shadow warriors stole my cd player. I bet their krunk as hell by now.
shadow warriors by ass factor September 6, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016