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When you jerk off in your attic on a hot summer day, so your jizz blends with your own sweat, creating a very salty fluid for later consumption. The most popular method of consumption is freezing it until it's at a consistency similar to a Dairy Queen Blizzard, but that is called a "sfumato à la mode."
"What's that smell?" "Well, last night, I Da Vinci'd this bitch and I got a sfumato going, but it all spilled all over the floor."
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sumatory 

A fight usally at the end of a challenge( on a very high platform) to determine the real winner
Wow you're good lets have a sumatory to see who's the real winner though
sumatory by Yolo mcSwag March 10, 2014
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