Sfoos 

a term used to describe someone who is in terrible shape. Or someone who is so fucking out of shape

this dipshit can't even run 3miles he is Sfoos

This sfoos motha fucka can't even do 10 push ups

Sfoos by don encarnocion June 18, 2009

Shoosh 

Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!

I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!

Shoosh by Ascot1111 November 9, 2018

Shoosh Pap 

The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down

My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.

Shoosh Pap by mybanana May 24, 2013

Skoosh

The splash or squirt from the popping of a bubble filled with a flavourful liquid

That popping boba skooshed like crazy

Skoosh by BobaBoy June 25, 2020

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Soosh 

A sick fucking kunt

Soosh is a sick fucking kunt and that’s all that’s needs to be said.

Soosh by waaary February 18, 2021

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019