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1. What sometimes comes up on new "smartphones" when you try to type "Sexy Bastard".

2. Reference to the male genitalia, primarily the penis.
Ex 1.

"Dude, Sam just texted me that he's a sexy mustard...wtf??"

Ex 2.
So then she said, "JT, I dripped a little ice cream on my chin", giggle, giggle - *insert silly, innocent smile* and I told her, "Don't worry DJ, I'll wipe it up with my Sexy Mustard".
by Desk Jockey July 29, 2010