Sexual Atheist

The belief that one will never get laid.

Person 1: What's your sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm a sexual atheist.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: I don't think I'll ever have sex.

by Dugisabug July 20, 2012

Sexual Atheist

Someone who doesn't believe that they'll ever get laid.

I've never been able to pull anyone, so I might as well become a Sexual Atheist.

by LeUrbanDefiner November 8, 2015