Sexiphant
A sexiphant is a rather curious creature. They are obviously superior to normal people and their every thought process contains more information than an average human brain will obtain in a lifetime. Their diet consists of babies, particularly the eyes, ramen, and the remains of their enemies. They look like ordinary people, except they are incredibly attractive. They commonly refuse to put spaces in their sentences, for reasons out of reach for our comparatively tiny minds.
Holy shit, he jurst got slaughtered by a sexiphant! And now its eating him, with a side of baby and ramen! Look at it rip out thur eyes!