- 'My life, my boyfriend must have been on his friggin sex-box till 4 this morning!'

'Damn girl, I hear ya, my man's the same!'

- 'I hear your girlfriends back from America?'

'Yeah man, I had a right session last night!'

'Did she enjoy it?'

'Nah man, I meant me and the sex-box.'

- 'You know what, I think me and my boyfriend might be splitting up!'

'What girl? Why - is everything okay?'

'No girl, he doesn't listen to me no more, never looks at me while I'm talking to him, and we never have sex anymore!'

'Sex-box?'

'You got the same problem too, then?'