sewer master

a super cool mutant dungeon master from D&D

her stories are so sick, she must be a sewer master

by gloria sandfree October 3, 2019

Sewer Yam

1. A fat turd which is tapered at both ends resembling the shape, color, and texture of a steamed yam or sweet potato.

2. Butt fruit so massive that it chokes your toilet bowl.

His chili hole was stretched to its limits by the immense sewer yam which he gently coaxed from his bowels! Thankfully, the tapers prevented his butt from slamming shut.

by Daryl Rhea May 6, 2010

Sewer beaner

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.

Andy: Jay how are you Mexican and born in Mexico, but can’t speak Spanish?

Justin: I’m from Iowa!

Andy: Oh you’re such a sewer beaner...

by beechs November 6, 2017

Salton Sewer

California's largest man made ecological disaster that happed in the early 1900's when water flowed into the dry basin unchecked for two years. Raw sewage from the Mexico side and nitrogen rich Ag runoff now flow into the sea unchecked on both US sides. Now famous for its fish dies offs the produce a rotten egg sulfur smell that on some days can waft as far away as Palm Springs. Hundreds of birds also die of botulism during the summer also. Moronic politicians and environmental organizations keep pushing to save the Salton Sea at the cost of billions of dollars to the tax payer; while at the same time wasting Colorado River water to keep in full.

Hey man want to go fishing at the Salton Sea? Huh you mean the Salton Sewer I would not eat anything out of the over flowing septic tank.

by Karen Gilmore September 15, 2007

Sewer Nigga

A low-life that is always broke. Can't keep their phone on. Always want to do things but has no money. Always asking for money. A person that spends their money on dumb things like drugs and not more important things. Has either a low end or no job. Really someone that doesn't care about their life.

Pete, "Stop hangout with Dan". "He's a sewer nigga".

by CranzBerry December 26, 2015

sewer whale

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.

Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...

by Asa Guy May 2, 2007

sewer skank

A super sleazy trailer trash talking bar crawling skank ho. The lowest of the low hos!

That little boy's mother looks like a real sewer skank

by Rackbarr February 25, 2005