by The Ravenclaw Seeker May 7, 2004
Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.
by *The one who stole his virtue* October 23, 2003
Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by hgdslkhg January 27, 2011
Former Potions Master at Hogwarts but given the Defense Against The Dark Arts job in Book 6. Kills Dumbledore in Book 6 and returns to the Dark Lord.
by Davado August 6, 2005
Severus Snape is such a butt trumpet.
by Mrs Darren Criss March 28, 2011
At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.
by D November 22, 2004
The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?
by Alsatia Watley July 20, 2011