The dark dripping cavernous abyss that is your fat girlfriend's vagina from whence the Kraken emerges and clings to your mighty "Privateer". Terrible things are rumored to occur within the highly coveted fissure, such as the disembowelment of curious explorers in order to feed the great beast. The only daredevil fierce enough to survive the Socket was the great Falcon Penis, a bustling 13 and one half leagues in length, penetrating far enough into the void to destroy the beast once and for all.
Dude, I was gonna hit that fat chick, but the booze wore off just in time to keep me from getting trapped in her nasty Serpent Socket forever.
by Barbados118 January 24, 2010