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Septembeard 

This is an event within the month of September in which on the first day, a man will shave his face in its entirety and the refrain from shaving until the first day of the following month. Giving his beard a full 31 days to flourish.

Many who participate in this event will do so in a group of people and compare their beards on the 31st of the month and determine who is the Septembeard Champion.

*Note* - Girlfriends, Wives, Fiances & Mothers, more often than not, are against the Septembeard festivities and will often complain.
Bill - "Did you see Dave's beard? He looks like Tom Hanks in Cast Away."

Dan - "I think they are going to name him the Septembeard Champion."

Jessica - "You all need to shave, you look like a congregation of homeless men, it's gross."
Septembeard by Syn55 November 1, 2009
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September 17 

International NYC Day. 9/17 = Area code 917
“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
September 17 by user1011001 October 17, 2022

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess
September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019

September 25th 

The day amazingly gorgeous people are born. Some weirdos too, but mostly absolutely gorgeous super models.
“Yo dude, that girl was born on September 25th”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”
September 25th by Kid who cares October 18, 2019

September 18 

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy.
John: “yo Kevin is amazing! He’s so good at everything!”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”
September 18 by Defiiiner October 18, 2019

September 19th 

The greatest day of all time
If you're born on this day you're truly special
Everyone likes you and wants to be your friend
Go thank your mom
And tell her she's a great woman
I really like everyone that was born in September 19th
September 19th by DanielisNarwhal October 15, 2019

September 18 

One of the BADDEST BITCH OUT THERE if she was born one this day. she is also very Hot .
I am a bad bitch I was born on September 18th.
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