Top Definition
A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010

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