semenoholic 

a person who ingests more semen that ususal and can never get enough of it.

Lacey is a semenoholic because everytime her and her boyfriend have sex she has to ingest all of his cum multiple times.

semenoholic by lex17 May 23, 2009

Semenoid 

Semenoids are itty bitty semen, the semen that expels from your phalace.

I was beating off last night and a whole bunch of semenoids escaped.

Semenoid by Wolfthechubba January 4, 2011

semenology 

The practice of mixing semen into cocktails. Cocktail favorites such as Mexican cumslide.

Just reading the recipe for watermelon gin jizz and it says 1-2tsp fresh semen. Yeah mate it's from the bartender's handbook of semenology. It's all about making the most of cum

semenology by New ways December 8, 2013

Semenoff 

To fuck with or bullshit on a logbook for either the driver or employers gain.

I pulled a Semenoff and got a 17 hour day out of the cunt.

I pulled a Semenoff every day this week now I can buy a baggy, and with this baggy I'll be able to work 20+ hours a day chur.

Semenoff by Loose4skin May 23, 2019

Semenophilia 

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

Semenophilia by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

semenosis 

A foul odor caused by swallowing semen combined with poor oral hygiene immediately after giving a successful blow job.

In order to prevent semenosis, brush, floss and rinse with Listerene.

semenosis by Fresita74 July 5, 2018

Semenopause 

The male version of menopause . In reality it is a pansy way of saying you have an erectile dysfunction

Man : yeah I’ve just gotten semenopause

Man 2 : “boom ba doom boom whatcha gonna do”

Semenopause by 4RG May 21, 2021