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A young acolyte enters a Catholic Seminary only to find out that it has become a hot-bed of closeted homosexuals who use this all male atmosphere to act out their same-sex desires. He soon realizes that this is his dream and learns their ways of engaging in sloppy gay sex and hiding such acts using the eminence of the Catholic Church
Chris joined St. Vitus Seminary as a confused eighteen-year-old, but quickly realized that the all male atmosphere and late night chrism massages were his dream come true, so he got down on his knees and was inculcated as a Semenarian through the wet hot loads of his spiritual brothers.
by QuixoticHoya July 29, 2011

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