A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.
Jim: want some cookies
Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.
Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.
by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 1, 2020
A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)
Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
by Name Unrelated March 1, 2019