when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.
by Joanna Arbaugh April 4, 2008
When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.
Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
by Paul R Murden May 12, 2006
When a guy is kind enough to make a nice vanilla milkshake for his girl, and jerks off in the ingredients before putting it in the mixer.
She said she wanted her milkshake to have a sweet and salty taste, like a candy bar, so I made her a seman shake.
by siciliansal October 1, 2013
When a gay named Seman ( not jizz like seman the name) is fucking a girl in the shower when 4 very hot down syndrome chicks come in and join in, in every way posible. Then 4 ugly down syndrome chick come in and try to joi in but seman( the guy) loses his interest and stops getting aroused. he then loses jizzes on last time because of the 4 hot girls and goes to plat video games while the 4 ugly girls still think they are getting banged by a guy when the are really just fingering each other.
by lams dope boy fresh September 7, 2008
Man, Fred was such an osama bin seman the other day. He told me about his night with Susy and Jennifer
by Osama Bin Seman October 28, 2015
a little boy falling into a gorilla pen and the guards not shooting the gorilla and wait to see what happens
by Dhrjsncr October 31, 2018
by Jd_izagod February 12, 2016