If visiting Selly Oak, you should probably plan your visit around witnessing nature in its most vibrant form.
Vomit will be prominent along the pavements during october (locally termed freshers) and June (results).
Chavs are best sited during the summer months. The rahs will have migrated South.
Mating season is fairly consistent and active. One improves their chances of experiencing mating by getting the female (locally termed skank) fccked up on snakebite.
I caught my STD in Selly Oak.
I found selly oak so ghetto, a chav tried to shank me and i CHUNDERRED EVERYWHAR.