watermelon seller 

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.

Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.

watermelon seller by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

The Tom Selleck by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

best seller

best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD

THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY

best seller by finsterwald March 29, 2023

Sellers Effect

When, in a memory, one's friend is replaced by one's romantic partner.

"My girlfriend was telling me about this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."

Sellers Effect by Neil Porkchop October 4, 2023

Indian Seller 

A person who proposes that you buy something from them, but upon agreeing to buy, loses all interest in selling their item.

Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.

Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.

Here is an example, with a name typical of an Indian seller.

David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"

Awesome Guy: "Yes"

David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"

Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"

David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"

Indian Seller by Potential Buyer October 11, 2012

ass-wipe seller 

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

ass-wipe seller by benthere March 8, 2008

Selleckian

adj: 1. That which is favored by Selleck. Tom Selleck. 2. Of or having an earthy musk.

1. High fives and indomitable mustaches, two of the most Selleckian pursuits.

2. Magnum condoms derive their name from Selleck's self titled character and are therefore considered to be Selleckian entities.

Selleckian by Dom Dirgler December 23, 2009