Tom Selleck

When you have anal intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip

Damn, I assfucked Sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the bitch turned around and gave me a Tom Selleck!!

by Modern War January 8, 2009

Making out with Tom Selleck

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.

I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!

by The Canadian Madman September 24, 2009

Sellecking

The act of pretending to be like Tome Selleck.

Hey, did you see Georges's mustache? Sellecking much?

by D3adb0dyg1rl November 1, 2020