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When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.
After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013