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A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.
Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.
by Flitch August 19, 2012