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1.
Derivitave of Self-Owned. For one to harm oneself unintentionally physically or mentally.
At Miles wedding, his fly was down the entire time. After sending out the wedding photos to his friends and family, he realized that his jimmy was viewable in the photos. He was self'd.

Jimmy chased the ball into the street and got hit by a car! -SELF'D!
by mmedenbach December 21, 2006
 
2.
To be owned by ones own self.

To commit an act of such stupidity that you utterly humiliate yourself.
Person A: My wife is going to Lollapalooza with 7 dudes.

Person B: Ha Ha! SELFD!
by Jaydreb March 20, 2007