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The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.
Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011