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Segway Jesus 

Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.
Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.
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Mexican segway 

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.
See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.
Mexican segway by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010

Segway Thighs 

Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional character Peter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.
Dang bro Peter Parker has some Segway thighs”

Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”

segway jerk 

Any jerk that rides on a segway.
Haha, look at that segway jerk, riding along in his suit talking on his cellphone.
segway jerk by paulthebassguy June 12, 2007
It's looks a lot like a dolly (the kind of dolly you use for moving heavy boxes), but with larger wheels. Segways are motorized, designed to transport people in a manner that's safer and more environmentally-friendly than that of cars.

Not to be confused with a segue, of the same pronounciation, which is a transition between two consecutive ideas in a speech or conversation.
"I guess I thought about trying a Segway, but bicycles are so much cheaper."
Segway by MoxyFox December 10, 2008
The act of multiple partners performing various sexual acts in a small enclosed area, therefore wadding up the overall sexual experience.
Hernandez, if those girls come over tonight we might have us a fricken' sexwad!!