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1.
Not quite second place but not quite third. Also written as 2rd. The place that siamese twins would come in at if they finished at both 2nd and 3rd place simultaneously.
Announcer: In first place, Tommy. And in secord place, siamese twins Abigail and Brittany!
by ScrotieMcBoogerBalls May 17, 2010
 
2.
An extremely socially awkward freak of society who tends to scream "Penis" in public. His mating call consists of random "WOOOO'S!" to summon his female counterparts.
"Oh my god did you see that Secord that just ran by?"-Me
"Yeah, he is sooo inappropriate!"-you
by Stephanie0407 April 06, 2008