totally awful. literally, an ass is better than this town. its pretty much a shithole. the funnest thing people do is walk around screaming on the 5 streets in town with shorts up their asses at 3 am. They argue and think their awesome but really, people outside of this town would find it so annoying. *outside; yes being that people in this town are so closeminded and that people here are always right & if anyone disagrees with the things people say, you need to be thrown in a mental institution. this town absolulty sucks and theres like one middle & high school to go to. theres two elementary schools ; one in each side of town. both suckass and wouldnt know what education was if it shot them in the face. people here are retarts & honestly need to get a lifee. the best thing to do here if smoke weed at buch & hang around 9th street park at 5 am. Their parents have no flying clue what their kids do & to be honest dont care. They encourage their kids to be in the "popular" group. Its considered a crime to wear anything longer than your butt & you NEED to show your bellybotton. They make a HUGE deal if they see one person thats not as white as powder. Well, bottom line , your better off in the ghetto. this town sucks. DONT MOVE HERE.
Secaucus Kid 1- You wannah go to secaucus? I mean have you ever heard of it.
SOmeone out of town- NO. I have heard of it and heard it was a shithole. I'd rather die than go there. Its full of fat italians & annoying people.
Secaucus Kid 1- Its not that bad! Believe me.
Secaucus Kid 3- NO! Dont believe him! Its terrible. Im dying because i live here.
Someone out of town- yeah im good. Ill stay right where I am.
SOmeone out of town- NO. I have heard of it and heard it was a shithole. I'd rather die than go there. Its full of fat italians & annoying people.
Secaucus Kid 1- Its not that bad! Believe me.
Secaucus Kid 3- NO! Dont believe him! Its terrible. Im dying because i live here.
Someone out of town- yeah im good. Ill stay right where I am.
by ihateeeeeeeeepeopleeeeex3 August 16, 2011
The act of attempting to consume a 24-ounce beer, preferably of the 'ice' variety, between the NJ Transit stations New York-Penn Station and Secaucus Junction, before or after transferring to or from a Bergen County, Main, or Pascack Valley line train at the Secaucus Junction transfer station.
by gojohnnylawrence September 27, 2009
I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.
by t pot January 25, 2019
Secaucus High School is where all the soft little bitches are from. Everyone thinks their all big and tough. However, everyone is a spoiled little pussy bitch driving daddy's Telsa to school. Everyone is fucking fake and all the girls are hoes. All these girl's pussies are infested. Not even a gallon of holy water and clorox will clean their shit. The school is filled with a bunch of smelly white kids and Indians. All the sports teams are ass. My diabetic grandma is more of an athlete then all those pussy white boys and Indians. We also have an insane teacher named Mr. Vit who has PTSD. He's constantly yelling because he gets no pussy. Secaucus High School is amazing! Best place on earth. DON'T TRUST ANYONE YOU'LL REGRET IT!
by Samba where are your cleats April 14, 2020
A small town that is neighboring Union City. It consists of a few thousand people including cheerleaders, fuckbois and South Park obsessed middle schoolers. It’s the whitest town you’ll ever see. It has two public grammar schools and one middle school and two high schools. Pronounce their town name wrong, they will fuck u up. Pronounced see-cock-us.
Girl 1:Do you know where that kid is from?
Guy 1:He’s a fuckboi and won’t stop talking in a dumbass accent
Girl 2: Probably from secaucus
Guy 1:He’s a fuckboi and won’t stop talking in a dumbass accent
Girl 2: Probably from secaucus
by Thewordmaster3100 March 23, 2018