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A place in Boston where, 10 years ago, you would’ve only gone to park your car or get shot. Now, it’s mainly populated by multimillion dollar waterfront condos owned by people who work on State Street. Oh, there’s also a courthouse.
Mary: John and Anne bought a new condo in the Seaport.

Bob: Yeah, it seems like it’s already up for foreclosure.
Seaport by bostonian467 September 23, 2019

Seaport Middle School 

Seaport Middle School is a school on ROBLOX. It is a very chaotic place to send your children, where you hear fire alarms playing 24/7 and annoying people playing with the PA.

John: "Hey Lisa, how did your first day at Seaport Middle School go?"
Lisa: "It was decent, but this admin abused his admin on me, and we had ten fire drills in one period."

The communications server is very chaotic, with fights and drama.

RobloxSussyBoi0302393: "Shut the f**k up, and leave me alone."
Reeelbaddmann30239: "What are you going to do about it, you little s***t?"
Both of the users are gone.
Seaport Middle School, also known as the "Ohio School," I don't know.

Snaportunity 

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

gabe saporta 

Amazing lead singer of Cobra Starship and Midtown. Famous for his fangs symbol. Originally from Montevideo, Uruguay. Cobra Starship is signed to Fueled By Ramen/Decaydance.
Did you see Gabe Saporta singing at the concert last night?
gabe saporta by Mandarina November 11, 2008

Gabe Saporta 

Extremely, extremely hot guy. Singer of current band Cobra Starship and broken up band Midtown. Most know for "Hollaback Boy", the parody of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" and "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)" for the movie "Snakes On A Plane"
Me: Gabe Saporta is so hot!
Friend: I know!

Gabe Saporta 

Gabe Saporta is amazing. Fo sho.
Gabe Saporta by Drucilla September 22, 2006