Seaclipse 

1. An almost daily occuring astronomical weather related event which takes place in the sky above the Washington State city of Seattle when one celestial object (a massive dark grey overcast) moves into the place of and/or overshadows another (the blue sky and bright sun which in reality is always technically above that city but is being blocked out by all the grey clouds).

2. A Seattle based hip-hop artist known locally in that area for being somewhat controversial.

1. Seattle Weather Man: "Well, when I woke up this morning I sure was hoping that we wouldn't have a damn seaclipse today".

2. Seattle Dude: "I'm sorry, I meant to say I saw someone with a sign at Sea-Tac selling Seaclipse CD's for six bucks last Saturday".

Seaclipse by GreyDay August 24, 2009

sheclipse 

When a fat and/or ugly girl is blocking your view of a hot girl.

Dude check out that chick over ther--oh sorry, she got sheclipsed.

sheclipse by bjjfiter August 11, 2010

Sacklipse 

The beautiful moment when you're teabagging your girlfriend and your nuts slowly cover her eyes, blocking all light and creating a breathtaking eclipse effect.

That teabag was total sacklipse of the heart, babe. The smell of balls stuck to your eye lids go away after a couple washes.

Sacklipse by Wx006 December 15, 2020

seclips 

A bitch who loves the sea

I am an seclips

seclips by anonymous September 21, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016