a really ugly girl that isnt quite as ugly as a swamp donkey, but damm she is dank!!
man check out that sea turtle!
im gonna get really drunk tonight and hit that sea turtle up!!
by steven tyler konken May 04, 2008
Top Definition
When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.
'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
by J david February 01, 2008
refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.
"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"

"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"

"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"
by Sean Don and Codine August 24, 2008
The last soda in the six pack rings.
Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.
by thatonlinejerk August 05, 2013
When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.
Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015
to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum
If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.
by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015

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