Sea Cougar

The act of having sex with an elderly woman in the middle of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your hands in the air and going "ort ort"

Your mom looks like she would love a Sea Cougar

Sea Cougar by Kevjes Garbishop December 11, 2012

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Seacougar

A half fish half mountain lion

I caught a seacougar at the beach! holy fuck man!

Seacougar by Patriotic To The Bone December 22, 2022

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