WWE superstar John Cena's alter ego of sorts. When John Cena gets the hell beat out of him during a match, in ways by all means a normal human being would be in coma he forms into Super Cena. In which he gets pumped up and is invincible to pain and then hits the dreaded "5 Moves of Doom" which is apparently more powerful than getting hit with any foreign object.

Super Cena is damn near unstoppable.

John Cena got DDT'd on the concrete, hit in the back with a chair, then put thru the Spanish announce table. However, all is that is for naught because he switched into Super Cena and no sold all of that, to win the match.

Super Cena by Lil Jimmy Gon Get Got October 27, 2011

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super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

super quantum unit intel processor by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

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