"You know that new kid around the corner? The one with the hippie parents? He's a real cigarette smoking Scurv!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 10, 2007
by Sally Johanssen April 15, 2005
Anyone who is white trash, lives in a trailer park, has a Mullet, Wears NASCAR or Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 shirts, Smells like shit, never shaves, stupid, is pregnant or gets someone pregnant befor the age of 20, dosn't know what politically correct means, cant tell if he/she is drinking water, piss or beer, puts Ds on the broken Refrigerator, u get it.
by Hans A July 25, 2006
by Johnnnn67 August 13, 2010
(N) A person who does not practice hygiene whatsoever, among other things (a high school diploma, safe sex, clothes, etc.)
by MadDawg2020 July 14, 2011
by planetain November 6, 2017
Rod: "hey man, are you going to that mandatory briefing?"
Steve: "Nah, fuck that noise, I'm going to scurve-balls."
Tommy: "Hi, honey. What are you doing home from work so early?"
Janet: "I'm scurvin mervin for the rest of the day."
Tommy: "Excellent."
Rhonda: "Dude, you skip out of work so much!"
Richard: "I know, thats why they call me Rich McScurve."
Steve: "Nah, fuck that noise, I'm going to scurve-balls."
Tommy: "Hi, honey. What are you doing home from work so early?"
Janet: "I'm scurvin mervin for the rest of the day."
Tommy: "Excellent."
Rhonda: "Dude, you skip out of work so much!"
Richard: "I know, thats why they call me Rich McScurve."
by Long-Rod Von Hugendong March 26, 2013