A more appropriate name for Columbia, Maryland. A boring pre planned city in Howard County, Maryland with an oppressive police department littered by the sprawl of cookie cutter homes and soccer mom's in SUV's, pushing $1000 strollers and popping pain killers and sedatives while sucking down their lattes.
It's too bad Phil lives in Scumlumbia, he's really cool but that town sucks!
by chipf70 March 13, 2011
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