Seriously the funniest show television. It's about a guy JD and his best friends Turk, Elliot and Carla, who all work in a hostpital, with many other wondefully biazarre characters.
Dude lets watch scrubs!
Julie: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see
Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)”
The Todd: Dude, I hear they have laws that make women completely cover their bodies when they're out in public. The war in Irak. Try the war to see rack.”
Julie: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see
Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)”
The Todd: Dude, I hear they have laws that make women completely cover their bodies when they're out in public. The war in Irak. Try the war to see rack.”
by Jessica Halfacre September 29, 2007
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
A scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best-friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
A scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best-friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
Look at that scrub thinkin he can holla at me.
by Gangsta June 28, 2003
Gina: you should date him
Emily: no he's hanging on the passenger's side of his best friends ride trying to Holla at me
Emily: HE'S A SCRUB
Emily: no he's hanging on the passenger's side of his best friends ride trying to Holla at me
Emily: HE'S A SCRUB
by WEEBS NEED LUV 2 August 22, 2019
TV show that made it my goal in life to become a doctor with a quirky, black, surgeon friend named Turk.
Guy 1: Dude, your totally racist, why does it have to be a black guy?
Guy 2: BECAUSE SCRUBS SAID SO!!
Guy 2: BECAUSE SCRUBS SAID SO!!
by Obscured by Clouds February 2, 2009
Scrubs is a man without ambition, energy, loser
But not necessary man who don't have a car
In North Europe north Italy China and advanced country a lot of rich people prefer public transport taxi or high speed train
Prof Cottarelli and more politician are not scrubs
American mindset often is idiot and it's one of the causes of the climate disester
But I agree about idiot who live with his mommy
But not necessary man who don't have a car
In North Europe north Italy China and advanced country a lot of rich people prefer public transport taxi or high speed train
Prof Cottarelli and more politician are not scrubs
American mindset often is idiot and it's one of the causes of the climate disester
But I agree about idiot who live with his mommy
"don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrubs"
"OK but you're probably American who at maximum eat at mcdonald's(I heat in good ristorant in Italy) you have the third media and stink as fuck, you wear h e m i wear Armani, quality not status baby
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrubs"
"OK but you're probably American who at maximum eat at mcdonald's(I heat in good ristorant in Italy) you have the third media and stink as fuck, you wear h e m i wear Armani, quality not status baby
by Sedorf1995 December 5, 2021
dressing like a homeless person
Girl 1: "Ew, look at that girl, she's totally scrubbing"
Girl 2: "She's homeless, she can't help it."
Girl 2: "She's homeless, she can't help it."
by mypseudonym? June 12, 2009