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An extremely sarcastic and truly awesome doctor dude on the show Scrubs played by John C. McGinley and he is also JD's mentor, but he won't admit it. He also calls JD various girl names and calls Elliot Barbie. about J.D
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Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie? Carla: Oh, he got off your leash? Dr. Cox: laughing Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby? Carla stares at him Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second... hits the table Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. whispering remorsefully Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box. Carla continues to stare at him Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby. Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party? J.D.: Is that a gay joke? Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating year... |
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