Scrougist 

Scrougist (pronounced 'Scrooge - ist) generally means acting in a measly way. Acting depressed, miserable, unhappy, ignorant or gloomy.

Taken from the persona of 'A Christmas Carol's' famous character, Scrooge.

'Well if you didn't act so scrougist all the time then maybe you would make some friends!'

Scrougist by KiRoFo91 December 3, 2009

scrogitus 

a disease in which one develops a strong urge to scrog all the time.

Bill: Holy shit dude, I can't stop screwing Betty. It's all that I think about. I just wanna fuck the shit out of her all day long.
Bob: Wow man, maybe you have scrogitus. You should get that checked out.

scrogitus by fucktheflint October 12, 2005