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Scrotious 

Scro-ti-ous;

From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.

Definition;

Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.

A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.

A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.

The worst possible example of the matter in question.
Usage;

Rebecca Black's single, "Friday" is scrotious!

The meal was scrotious!

Tommy scrotiously approached Ebonee, who was quietly sitting at the bar.
Scrotious by Antiddote August 5, 2011
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Scrotious 

(Verb) Acting like, or resembling, a scrotum. Used as an insult similar to calling someone a dick.
What’s up with J.T.? He’s been acting so scrotious lately.
Something pertaining to, or having characteristics of a scrotum.
Due to their over sensitivities and constant togetherness; it could be said they're scrotious activities persist (in leugh of their hairies nature)
scrotious by getoguru December 31, 2025

Scrotissorie 

Describes the crotchal activity of men during long periods of hot outdoor labor.
While mowing his lawn, Ricky Myren cooked a scrotissorie.
Scrotissorie by Mahlbs April 27, 2016

Scrotius 

Older brother of Biggus Dickus, Cousin to Glutius Maximus.
Circa 28 BC
The Roman senate sentenced Scrotius to 20 years in the penial colony.
Scrotius by gjw May 13, 2006

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

Scroticular 

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve
Scroticular by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003