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scrinkle 

the wrinkles on ur scrotum

scrotum + wrinkle = SCRINKLE
i could see his scrinkles since his pants were torn and he wasnt wearing any underwear
scrinkle by nasty shit November 23, 2004

scrinkle 

a creature, a fucking gremlin, if you will.

utterly despicable? (occasionally)
basically a little cretin.
jesus christ stop being such a little scrinkle and get out of my bins for the 3rd time
scrinkle by mabers July 7, 2022

Scrinkle Dinkle 

A 3rd grade cuss word which in that time means "Dickhead" or "FuckFace"
3rd grader 1: You are such a Scrinkle Dinkle Bryan
3rd grader 2: YOU SAID A NO NO WORD!
Scrinkle Dinkle by dinkle dinkle February 17, 2017

sphincter sprinkler 

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

miami sprinkler 

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.
Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.
miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014

Wittenoom Sprinkler 

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
Wittenoom Sprinkler by J Archer August 23, 2018
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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