Screwdram

Screwdram (v): to hammer with a screwdriver, esp. when intoxicated.

(strange hammering noise...)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing down there?
Guy 2: I gotta pound this peg in...
Guy 1: You're an idiot. You don't even have a hammer.
Guy 2: (holding screwdriver) I'm gonna screwdram it!

by Big Guy Rich February 17, 2010