Screwdini 

When someone or tries to escape a difficult situation and utterly fails.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.

Example 1
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.

Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!

Screwdini by wickelobe June 23, 2011

screwvenir 

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

screwvenir by Laura September 14, 2003

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

Screeding by cynya December 16, 2019

screwpidity 

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007

Profile Screwing 

Similar to frape, a profile screw is when you either:

1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on

Dude, wtf, my status just changed to 'I am gay'

ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home

Profile Screwing by Benenenenen September 6, 2010

Screwing 

1. The act of having sex with a partner

2. Messing around, or being foolish

1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.

2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!

Screwing by LetsTacoBoutSexBaby June 2, 2018

Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.

My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

Gluteal Spreadinitis by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009