The best cross country runner in the world because of his third leg schlong. He will smash anyone and has COUNTLESS BODIES!! He will beat anyone up who even looks at him. DONT FUCK WIT DA SCOTTY P!
“Who’s that”

“That’s the best cross country walker Scotty P”
“Damn his schlong is a third leg
by Bonga_lover3000 June 2, 2020
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A Scottie P. is also a extremely attractive and multitalented genius who is a modern day scholar and is transcending everyday life
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