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Scoopex is a term used to describe someone who purports to be a football supporter but never in fact goes to a ground to watch a game. This sort of person will generally only have latched on to a team after a team's success in a cup competition and is a classic example of a glory hunter. Armed with an armchair and a TV remote control, a Scoopex will watch his or her team on TV and actually believe they are supporting the team merely by pressing buttons.
A typical Scoopex will not support a local team, an example would be a Birmingham based person supporting a team in Liverpool. As this type of 'football supporter' does not have to travel, they will find themselves with a lot of spare time on their hands and this time is frequently used on Usenet or surfing the internet looking for porn.
Scoopex by Bernie Bolte September 25, 2006
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Wop Scooper 

That stupid plastic spoon with the sides cut out so that the noodles don’t fall out
“Ayyy ohhh Jimmy get the wop scooper I’m trying to plate these balls and sauce”

super pooper scooper 

Derogatory word used to describe a sub class person. An individual that lacks class and intelligence. During the Old English Medieval Era a scooper was the person that cleaned up the Horse Dong in the streets.

This word is indigenous to the Town of Fallsburg in New York State.
That dude over there is a low life and a real sccoper.
scooper by Hadden Pantel June 14, 2003
Similar to a nonce, someone who is a scooper prowls around schools. Typically found in Western Netherlands, mainly Rotterdam.
Ah don't go near that bloke Sam over there. Quincy says he is a right scooper
Scooper by CalamariEater9000 May 17, 2021

yooper scooper 

A large snow scoop used primarily by those from the U.P. to remove the annual 200+ inches of snow that they receive.
I had to use my yooper scooper to clear all the white shit from my driveway.
yooper scooper by YooperV December 13, 2008
I'm going to pick up Alexis and Caitlyn and were gonna drive to Alecs open house party. There's still another seat if you wanna get scooped