(n)(v) a combination of the words scrub and goon refers to a person who portrays traits of both. This person acts cool when not and also slow witted and goofy.
Shane likes to think hes cool but hes just a scoon.

Craig bought a new era hat but hes just scoonin we know hes lame.
by Twin Jester August 20, 2010
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The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp
Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.
by Scooning Master July 15, 2012
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combination of both spic and coon an offensive term to anyone that pisses you off.
some scoon shot some other scoon on my street last night
by mike alteezy June 23, 2005
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Someone who is rude, disrespectful, or not acceptable in the ways of the gang.
Omg don't be such a scoon...
You scoon! I can't believe you did that.
by I C Y G I R L January 8, 2020
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A slimy green substance used in different many industries, lethal if ingested.
Bro dont touch my new Scoon shirt, it was $100.
by OGNOHA September 11, 2018
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The combination of a scum-bag and a goon. Someone who is tall, skinny and goofy, who likes to scum others by lying, cheating or stealing.
The un-athletic looking scoon just hustled me in racquetball, I lost 200 bucks!
by Nick Zuckerman December 1, 2010
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